Once a little bunny named Oreo travelled to China when a weird human named Alex trapped him in a cage and took him to a gigantic house, and plopped him on the dinner table. Oreo said, "HE IS GOING TO EAT ME!!" Then when Oreo got ahold of Alex's leg, Oreo pulled and pulled and finally broke it. Oreo galloped to the fridge. Oreo pulled as hard as he could and yanked the door. Oreo said, "What do these guys eat? It looks like it's been here for 2 years! He had to try it, he had no choice but to eat it! When he woke up, he found that he could harness the power of fridge electricity!
It was John ‘s 24th birthday, one of his friends gave him an
Electric computer. But the computer electrocuted John’s hamster And now the hamster has electric powers. As a strange noise wandered throughout the air, a mad scientist conducted an experiment. He transformed a small beetle into a 5 eyed,8 legged alien super bug. “Ha” The mad scientist screamed In laughter. “HA HAA! I will use you to destroy the world!” You might think that he was talking to himself, and he was until he heard the bug talk. ”Hey! I won’t do that, I have a mind of my own”. ”You could talk?! You could talk?!! How, Why, who??? No! how are you talking? Let me check my calculations.” The scientist thought and then in the computer typed: Calculations Incorrect,
What popped up gave the scientist a heart attack. The calculation that was wrong was 40x40=3.”Noo!!”he started crying. Then 2 minute later the whole lab was flooding with water. By then the Alien bug had flown away from earth and reached the end of the universe. It was a amazing bug, Correction: It was the Amazing Alien Bug. There was only moonlight when a giant bat was out hunting. You may think this bat was ordinary but no, this bat swallowed a vibrant but toxic green bug. This bug had escaped a mad scientist’s toxic lab experiment! He swallowed this insect and got powers to spray venom out of his wing tips and to spew toxic gases out of his mouth. But now, to stay sane, it hunts for more toxic bugs to devour.
“Hmm hmm hmm ,its probably just a normal day. I don’t think there are any cars,” thought an un-named gecko as he clambered across an Australian main street. ZOOM- a ford sped across the road and the un-named gecko crawled to get out of the way but it was too late. The ford ran over him with a crunch and the gecko was (PROBABLY) dead.
5 MINS LATER. “Uh that gecko is dead. I don’t know gecko CPR but I’ll try normal CPR,” thought a cricket named Crock as he disgustingly enough pressed his lips to the gecko’s face and breathed. The gecko finally started breathing again and that was how the amazing ford, the super-hero gecko was born!! FWOOSH! Confetti flew all over the house as music played loudly. It was Fluffy’s 3rd birthday. Fluffy is a fluffy tuxedo cat. Usually he gets toys, food, and food but this birthday he got soap, soap and more soap. His entire bathtub was filled with soap. Not soap bubbles but thick gooey liquid soap. After a few baths in soap strange things started happening like making the litter box green, burping poisons gases, becoming invisible or even turning blue! After a few days of having these awesome powers Fluffy went on a walk to a park. He had met a very nasty bulldog. Unfortunately the bulldog had had the same soap accident except his powers where different. The dog barked so loudly that trees started to swing, ducks began to run in circles. Fluffy moaned. He slowly became invisible and snuck over to the bull dog and scratched it hard in the eye with his soapy claw. The bulldog squealed in pain and ran away.
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